Currently, my Facebook newsfeed has (1) pictures of four different newborns (all girls, as it happens), (2) a picture of someone's first sonogram (sex indeterminate at this point), (3) three status updates re. attendance at a wedding, (4) one status update celebrating someone's change of relationship status, and (5) a couple pictures of a very pregnant woman (pregnant with a boy, I believe) walking her oldest son to his first day of school.
My life? I have a profile picture of myself at a dance club, a status that features a quote from the premiere of "Entourage", and a posted NYT article re. the Beastie Boys' MCA (nee Adam Yauch) making indie films.
Arrested development much? Oh God. This is not how I envisioned my life to be at this point.
Yeah, I want to gouge my eye out with a fork.
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